101: dalmations

i dont want to write some numbskull chick flick sappy love novel

i dont want to write some mystery pee in your pants suspense novel either

i dont want to write something you need a box of tissues and makes you want to feed children in africa or pick up a gun and shoot yourself feel sorry for the world novel 

i dont want to teach people morals through faeries and unicorns and people singing from towers or randomly dancing in sync with each other while selling smelly fish in the market

i dont want to write about science or history and teach without all the gay nonsense as said in above

i dont want to write about witches and wizards and hidden trolls and mermaids and dragons or mirror portals or your actually a super hero slash alien from another planet that your parents abandoned you in earth story either

i dont want to write an indie film

i dont want to write something like shakespeare either 

i dont want to write in rhyme or rap

i dont want to write something that's cut out in the end and you have to write a sequel to it or make readers tear their hair out and slamming the book in their head to want more

cause i cant give em more

i aint writin poems either

i only have 3000 words

and a who knows how much $$$ kinokuniya book voucher is up on stake here!!!

damn gimme inspiration

i have to win here

what the hell do i write about

xxx

batmans got writers block