104: PIRATES!!

OK PIRATE TO DO LIST! :D

1. Go to bermuda triangle and make it out alive (we can like use a reeaaaaly long string with 10000000000 strong dudes on the other end holding us
2. Be a waitress in a cool cafe
3. Sell fish (FINE FRUITS or crummy veggies) in a market
4. Make pasta with old ladies and sell them
5. Bump into someone famous
6. Get on TV somehow
7. Row a boat past those big ones that carry cargo and wave at the people inside and say losers!!
8. Go inside a rainforest/jungle/africa savana and NOT die or get bitten by anything (INCLUDING mosquitos)
9. Get a job as a bartender :)
10. Bump into people we knew before
11. Sing karaoke in every place we go to (ESP.JAPAN)
12. Go scuba/snorkeling with the safe and friendly turtles and dolphins
13. Go to Africa and help the kiddies there
14. Learn kung fu and beat someone up and be a hero
15. Go to those kung fu temples and learn king fu from a mastah
16. Take pictures of every place we go to (esp the famous ones)
17. Make a documentary of our adventure
18. Taste weird food :D
19. Make weird food
20. Walk the great wall of China
21. Go sky diving :D:D:D
22. Bunjee jumping
23. Cross a string bridge
24. Go to the mountain places you see on tv a lot
25. Cross a desert
26. Sleep/camp on a beach
27. Join a rally thingy! the ones when people hold up pitchforks and picket fences sign thingys and go NO BUNNIES NO MONEYS! (or something)
28. Save a life :D:D
29. Open up my/our own stall in a bazaar thingy and sell our art pieces :D:D
30. Keep a journal of our adventures then make a movie/music video/novel and become stupidly famous
31. Jump into toxic waste and be allergic to kryptonite in other words GET SUPER POWERS!!
32. Be a substitute teacher
33. Dance with the native indians (the NOT orange ones like Krish the pochahontas ones)
34. Dance with the orange krish indians :D :D :D and be in bollywood like romit xD
    
35. Join/Watch a circuis/gypsies
36. Get an arch nemasis :D:D
37. Win at least 5 trophies, and one of them is an eating contest
38. Go to a fare! like the one in charlotte's web
39. Go to a farm and help out :D
40. Give Obama a hug haha! (what.. its a dream)
41. moremoremroemroe later on
42. Be in a japanese game show
43. Accidentally ( or "accidentally" ;D) swear on the japanese game show
44. Get chased by japanese guards
    
45. Escape from the japanese guards and stick my tounge out at them from my pirate ship
    
46. Get something named after me
    
47. Do parkour and survive (with no major injuries :D)
48. Go on stage in an awesome rock concert
49. Go on tour with rockstars
50. mroemroemroemroermeomreormeomreormeormeo
    

103: screwed for camp next week

I love this poem I found in Christie's blog. Kudos to Christie if you wrote it :) 

and he, in all his splendour 

takes her by the hand

into the eternal space

and her eyes, no longer weak,

locked on his in wonder

It made me think whether she was talking about God or Jesus or if she was talking about a guy she likes but then whats that eternal place? Then I realised, OMG what if they like got reunited in heaven cause he died and she died like how many years after?? It's still really awesome. and her eyes, no longer weak :) I love this. Christie if you wrote this, you have outdone yourself :) Hats off to you, the whole world in my head is clapping and the old woman in the front row is crying. (the old woman's half ninja half alien if anyone was interested) 

AND now my own blasphemy (ooo i sound so posh and uptight)

Maths teacher is like, SHOCKED! that I was so "smart" last year. And I know people are saying that last year was easier then this year (cause its stereotyped to be that way) but its actually the same, cause every year is harder then the previous is it not? Then its not THAT hard! I should be able to do it then why can't I?? And why was he so shocked? Is it THAT hard to believe?!?!? And I got the same marks as ROMIT for LIT. REALLY PATH_ET_ICK!!! Lit teacher wrote on bottom of the last page that she was really disappointed in my standard and asked me "what happened?" so that's two teachers I believe disappointed in me. ARC is at least not that bad. When teacher saw my journal he liked it and wrote in the last page, I am very glad (or happy some positive word) that you are able to catch up. (But if you'd like to hear my sadist in me, I'd say he was talking to the other teachers and the other teachers are saying I'm not doing well in catching up, so he's relieved that I'm catching up with ARC at least... but that's just the sadist in me, I believe  I got that from my mom) And for drawing I have to find a drawing book called drawing on the right side of the brain so I can practice. Cause my drawing teacher is also worried about my very bad shape observation drawing thingy. Well SORREE if I can't draw realistically. But she said that there was a yin and yang kinda thing to drawing, the expressive and the technical bits, I'm bad at the technical bits, even in photography Mr. R said I was bad at the techy bits. Science, I'm doing pretty OK in it, I guess... I hope. No comments from the teachers yet. PE (dont get me started, but its the usual Justine's a turtle-ness) IHSS is pretty cool, I get confused sometimes though, but still no comments from the teacher. 

So far, I've been so worried of catching up and making sure I don't make mistakes, I end up making mistakes that the teachers are so SHOCKED about cause its not me. (one often meets his destiny on the path one takes to avoid it. thanks master ugley (the turtle from kung fu panda) Last year I was more laid back since everything came to me as normally as it should. But this year there's a black space that I should just let go of. I mean the teachers already found a solution to that. Maths remedial, drawing book exercises and really thorough poetry explanations. The teachers aren't bad, it's just I need to work extra hard to get that blank space back.

Have fun. Work hard. Have no regrets. Just do it

That's what the orange card says, and recently I have been neglecting it, still don't know who wrote it though. Hope it's not maths teacher. It could be anyone :|:|:| I also met mr R one time, he's a bigger kid then last year. After doing what I'm suppose to do he was all spaced out then I was like Ok... Then he was like, hey how far do you think this plane can go? And I'm like... til the plant, and he's like, are you sure? it went less then the plant. -_- I miss him. Sort of, not so much for science. The new teachers are stressful. mrs yeo's back though

Senate duties aren't killing me yet. Though I have officially quit ACM safety video SAC, but Christie can do it! She has the piece of paper I gave her :) ;D

Camp next week, I'm really really really sure that I'm going to lose something or... something. My glasses would probably fall off the kayak, since we're doing that whole turn the kayak over bit. Maybe I should just take them off. Hopefully my partner in the kayak is a kind soul. Cause I can't see a bloody thing with out it on. I really don't want to lose my glasses in the sea. 

Still suffering from writers block, Christie's poem loosened the cork up a bit though.

camp (B-|)

xxx

batman's eternal place

102: something from Paulo Coelho

who would like this 20 dollar bill?

a seminar lecturer held up a twenty dollar bill and asked his audience who would want it. several hands went up but the lecturer said that he'd do something first before he gives it up. he screwed up the bill into a ball and asked once more who would want it. the hands still went up, he then threw the bill ball onto the wall. he then threw it down on the floor and stomped on it insulted it and trampled on it. he showed his audience the now dirty and crumpled twenty dollar bill. he asked once more who still wanted it and the hands still went up. 

then he told his audience

'remember this moment, it doesnt matter what i do to the money. it is still a twenty dollar bill. so often in our lives we are ill treated trampled crumpled and insulted and yet despite all that we are still worth the same. 

101: dalmations

i dont want to write some numbskull chick flick sappy love novel

i dont want to write some mystery pee in your pants suspense novel either

i dont want to write something you need a box of tissues and makes you want to feed children in africa or pick up a gun and shoot yourself feel sorry for the world novel 

i dont want to teach people morals through faeries and unicorns and people singing from towers or randomly dancing in sync with each other while selling smelly fish in the market

i dont want to write about science or history and teach without all the gay nonsense as said in above

i dont want to write about witches and wizards and hidden trolls and mermaids and dragons or mirror portals or your actually a super hero slash alien from another planet that your parents abandoned you in earth story either

i dont want to write an indie film

i dont want to write something like shakespeare either 

i dont want to write in rhyme or rap

i dont want to write something that's cut out in the end and you have to write a sequel to it or make readers tear their hair out and slamming the book in their head to want more

cause i cant give em more

i aint writin poems either

i only have 3000 words

and a who knows how much $$$ kinokuniya book voucher is up on stake here!!!

damn gimme inspiration

i have to win here

what the hell do i write about

xxx

batmans got writers block

100: WOOOOOAAHH :| a hundred posts..i got no life man . :|:|

my brother met a proskateboarder

(mike fyfe, who my sister found on youtube)

and my mom is his friend on facebook

and my dad texted me about it with his iPhone

and I just blogged about it 

what an awesome family huh

99: QUIZZ

Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag some of your friends, and re-post as "i am __% stupid" or " i m __% clever" by minusing ur x from 100 kekekekeke

01. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
02. [x ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
03. [x ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
04. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
05. [X] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
06. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
07. [X] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush-- SHIT.
08. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realised it was in your hand
09. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [X] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 9

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [X] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [ ] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [X] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 15

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [X] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [X] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 20

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum/poo on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [x] Been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [X] Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident

Running total: 28

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it then left your house
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [X] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 36

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to take this test
52. [ ] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [X] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realised that you didn't have school/work that day.
58. [X] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [X] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (doesnt everybody?)

Running total: 44

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you and already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [X] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [X] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [X] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [X] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 53

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [X] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't
79. [X] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [X] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 60

81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [X] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [X] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 
85. [X] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [X] Laughed out loud in the middle of class over something you just thought up in your head
88. [my mom will be so major pissed] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ again at the above ] Have flung forks/spoons at people in a restaurant
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 66

91. [X] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realising it wasn't yours
95. [X] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [X] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [X] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [X] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 74
xxx

batman's
wow.. i'm.. 26% clever.. whoopy

98: Justine's and Batman's infinite playlist

I just watched Nick and Norah's infinite playlist.
Awesome movie, kinda like the new york version of Juno
Here are some of my fav. quotes
Nick: I just feel like she's messing with me.
Thom: Who are you talking about?
Nick: Right now, Norah. No, Tris. Tris.
Thom: You just haven't figured it out yet, have you.
Nick: What?
Thom: ...The big picture!
Nick: I guess not.
Thom: The Beatles.
Nick: What about them?
Thom: This.
[grabs Nick's hand]
Thom: Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? "I Want to Hold Your Hand." The first single. It's effing brilliant, right?... That's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don't want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand.
[Gay couple passes holding hands and smiles at them]
Nick: I'm gonna stop right now.

Norah: There's this part of Judaism that I like. Tikun Olam. It said that the world is broken into pieces and everyone has to find them and put them back together.
Nick: Maybe we don't have to find it. Maybe we are the pieces.

Drunk Guy in Yugo: I love you so much, it's retarded.

Nick: I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.

Drunk Kid: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Kid: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.

[to Norah]
Dev: It was a great night, my hetero heroine.

Norah: I will not be a goody bag at your pity party, Nick.

Thom: Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah: You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick: Yeah.
Norah: Well Caroline likes to barf in the same places.

Norah: If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fistful of assholes?
Dev: [trying to come up with clever names for their band] Fistful of assholes! I like it

Nick: You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car.

Nick: [leaving a message on his ex-girlfriend Tris' phone] I think we both said some things we didn't mean, like... when you broke up with me... on my b-day.

Nick: So what is your favorite song?
Norah: Well my favorite verse was "The way your looking in your sleep, the way your looking when you leap. The strange Illusions that you keep. You don't know that I'm noticing."


a plot summary:
Nick, a high-school senior from Hoboken, can't stop obsessing about Tris, his cute, blond, conniving ex-girlfriend. Norah, also a senior and an acquaintance of Tris's, is dissed by Tris at a club in New York City, so to show she's cool and has a boyfriend, she goes up a stranger, whispers in his ear, and kisses him. It's Nick. Thus begins a night of fits and starts between Nick and Norah as they share a love of music, hunt for an elusive band scheduled to play somewhere that night, search for Norah's drunk friend Caroline - with the help of Nick's gay band mates, and keep running into Tris and Nora's sort-of boyfriend. Both Nick and Norah have to figure out what they want.
(that was not written by me... do you really think I'll be smart enough? its five am in the morning bajeezers)

Norah: Are you sad that we missed it?
Nick: We didn't miss it. This *is* it. C'mon. You wanna go home?


xxx
batmans finding fluffy

97: Oh Em Gee loloololololololololfag

I just read my old blog, like bits of it
and I'm all like.. DAMN
I was like that?!?
I'm so fo'cool man

B-D

I was probably still all IM A SOTARD high.
Like, when you read it, its kinda sad to see the contrast from then and now. Its like, we were that happy?

I love my wit :)
I love the smell of dead blogs in the morning.
I dont even remember coming up with that
Ah the little things we take for granted
Keep your words kids
Cause if you lose track of them
You lose track of yourself :P

Damn I'm all justincious and shit

:D:D:D

I have no idea what to blog about these days.. cause nothing

inspires
me
or at least..
i just forgot... all the ... ahem.. inspiration. stuff...

OH YES

I GOT SENATE!












for all the non.. anisha.. viewers out there.. that ..

OK FINE ITS NOT THAT SPECIAL! sue me

Im watching kung fu hustle :D:D:D:D THE BEST (one of) KUNG FU COMEDYS EVVAHH!!!!

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE BTW
but from my past experiences of holidays, they usually SUCK

MONDAY I have Talent Acad. duties, weee cant.. not wait...

and i have 12 other things to finish by the end of the holiday
and i bet my mom like expects me to watch my brother as well
damn
busy

I shoulda dropped out of senate
but still.. ill actually be as equally busy...

You wanna know the beginning of the senate idea?? huhuhuh you wanna !??!?!

K ill tell ya since you wanna know so badly

AHEM

the first day i come back to school, we're sitting on out usual lunch place (but of course it wasnt back then for me)
and some idiot (i blame you whoever you are)
comes up and is all like, "are you signing up for senate?"
and then i go, "whats a senate"
and anisha (i blame you to) goes "oh its this yadaydaydaydaydyadadyaydaydyadyadyad"
then my eyes go bigger, brighter, stars sparkle in them and my little green horns pop up from my head and and and...

i signed up -_-

TADA !!! how awesome of a story is that
ugh now that im a senate theres gonna be MOREMOREMROERMEORMEORMEORMEORM expectations. weeeee
people are gonna like use it against me when i do stupid things,
like OI your the senate you know? why did you that yadaydaydaydyadyaydadyaydad
can they like kick me out??
ooooooo

stupid a killer
you just had to cry didnt you
and andrew too. hmph
damn the innocence of the young
OH YES ANJALI STILL NEEDS TO SEND ME THE FRIGGEN SCRIPT!
oh angalie!

ughhhhhhghghghhghghg
and another thing about being senate
you miss all these other little opportunities
cause teachers willk be like
give others a chance
or something...

AND OMG WE HAVE TO FIND A BOOK TO ADD INTO OUR ARC RESEARCH
kookoo!! oh robin!
nananannananaa (thats your theme song btw)

OH YEAH! and i talked to ramsay yesterday
funny little stronzo
he felt different..
like you can tell our ramsay is still there
but its as if he
actually grew up. like matured..
*cringe*
ok WEIRD!
id rather... see a ghost then see ramsay grow up..

ok gtg do my hwk now.. better now then.. later..
:|:| CAUSE IF ITS NEVER YOU KNOW WHAT THE TEACHERS GONNA SAY!?!?

OI SENATE, DO YO HOMEWORK!

xxx
batman better get some celebratory cake tonight :(

96: sorry

W H E N I S A Y I M I S S H I M I ' M L Y I N G
cause honestly. IDONTREALLYANYMORE

95: Parley?

I just watched pirates of the carrbiean... the third one is sooo confusing!!!!
Its like.. that dude with the code book. Is it like Jack's dad or something?
I LOVE JACK!! :D:D:D
I dont get the whole Calypso thing.. and everyone was doing bargains and deals and everyones like breaking them or doing them or something..!
I WANNA BE LIKE ELIZABETH SWAN! She's all like KA PAW with her sword and all WHAPPA! with the kicks and the ooo
shes pirate king ;D (thanks to Jack..)
And in the end, Elizabeth had a kid.. wasn't the kid the one that died in the beginning??!!??!?!?! what's up with that?!?
Confusssing!
Dear director, WE CANT READ YOUR MIND
but i love the funny bits :D
aka MR SPARROW!
the octopus man is funny too, Davy Jones. :D:D Everytime I hear Davy Jones i think of spongebob :>
he's funny with all his tentacles going all SSSHHHHCCCTTTTTEEEHSHSHSH around someones neck and down their throat and in their eye going all killing people
haha! so funnyy
Is there a pirates 4? the whole fountain of life thing? THAT'LL BE SWEET!
Gonna watch sinbad now :>
yohooo yohooo a pirates life for meeee
annd the bandits..

WEEE

xxx
batman argh!



a video i found :)

94: gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

Pick 8 random friends you feel comfortable around. (including yourself for number 4).

1- Anisha the grandma
2- Nikki Ninja
3- Krish who killled all the dolphins in the sea and used to rule the world
4- ME!!!
5- Ramsay who died
6- Aqilah that says douchebag and shmuck
7- Cute Christie
8- An alien with superpowers!!!! WOO

These eight people you just picked are stuck in a house with you for a whole year. There is no leaving the house at all until the year is completely up. If you had to choose a person for every question below, write down which person it would be.

There are four rooms, who would be in each room

Room 1 -Nikki and Anisha
Room 2 – Aqilah and christie
Room 3 – Krish and Ramsay
Room 4 - ME AND THE ALIEENN!!! :D:D:D:D:D

If there was someone singing in the morning who would it most likely be?
THE ALIEN!!!!

If someone was considered the dad and the mom of the house, who would it be?
Christie and... THE ALIEN!!

If you wanted candy really badly and all of the 7 in the house had some, who would you take it from?
EVERYYONNEE! you gotta pay tax bitchess

If two people were caught making out in a closet who would it be?
Krish and Ramsay :O!

If someone had to watch you brush your teeth (every) morning, who would it be?
... :|


THE ALIEN!!


There was two bags of chips bought at the store, but 20 minutes later they are gone. Who ate them?
me.. :D:D:D:D but i shaaare so... me aand and and and and.. uh.. THE ALIEN! :D:D:D but he doesnt eat human food so he refuses my offer and so i get the whole bag :>

Who would hate being in the house the most ?
The alien!!! :D:D:D

Someone took (brand spanking new) pair of socks that were never worn, who is the thief?
... what are we doing with new socks..?
GASP
was it you?
Alien: *@$*#&%#&%#&%&#&%#&%&@(((!(!!*@*$@)P($@#)*$(@&%$*(@#&#$(@!&#$(@
(that means no btw)

Someone swept all the dirt under the rug, who was it?
Ramsay.. he probably didnt know what to do with the dirt... and the broom..

If there was arguments in the house, who would be the ones arguing?
Anisha and Krish

Who would be the one missing there boyfriend/girlfriend that wasn’t in the house with them?
uh uh uh uh uh uh
THE ALIEN! :( poor fella

You walked down stairs in the middle of the night for a glass of water, someone is dancing on the table in their Leopard Thong, who is the crazy one?
... they have thongs.. :O

itll probably be Nikki! Or Krish..

BUT THE ALIEN MAN WILL DEFFINITELY OWN YOU ALL

A pillow fight broke through, who started it?
ANISHA! or somehow one of the other idiots..

but yeah
anisha

Theres a marathon of your favorite tv show, what is it? and who would be watching it with you?
ooo.. tough one.. CSI with anyone who wants to watch! :D:D

Someone made a fort in the laundry room, who was the kid?
(Bennett :D) - from nikkis quiz. so cute :D:D
the fort maker will be.. uhh.. most likely me..
then anisha will probably pass by and be all like.. wha?
and then she'll join in
then ill go KOOKOO KOOKOO
then krish will join in
then nikki will be like WEEE
and she'll join in
and aqilah and christie will like walk in holding hands and skipping
then they'll join in
then the alien will like be all like zzzzt transmitted and use his mind moving abilities
and it will join in
then ramsay....
ramsay will destroy the whole thing
then he'll join in.

There’s a prankster in the house that put plastic on the two toilets in the house, who are the pranksters?
i dont get this prank..
but it was probably Krish
or nikki and aqilah

The musics too loud, who turned it up?
ME! and the grandma.
and then the alien will make the whole thing like a PARTY
then everyone will drink beer
and the alien will be like chug chug chug
and then he'll throw up
and dies
then its home planet attacks us
and the whole world dies
but miracouleslly everything but the fuckin house
is destroyed! and we livedd!

Theres a mouse crawling on the floor all over the house,
a) Who screams first?
Krish
b) and who is the one to jump is Anisha's hulk like arms?
ME!
c) Who would be the one to kill it?
(Anisha would probably punch it out of the house or something.)
no nikki you're wrong.
she'll drop me first
THEN she'll punch it out of the house!


Someones crying, who is it and what happened?
Christie.
The monster probably punched her doll
again

Who made pancakes in the morning and almost caught the house on fire?
I CAN COOK FYI!
hmph
it'll be Ramsay!

Who gets sick of each other the fastest in the house?
Me and Krish
fck you

Someones tanning on the roof who is it?
Krish. He wants to be an indian

Who is the tallest in the house?
Ramsay

Who is the shortest in the house?
K--.. uhh.. uhh
then alien! :D:D:D

Who is the loudest?
Everyone BUT christie and the alien cause no one cares about what the alien says since they cant understand it anyway

Who is the clown?
who else?

Who is the most respectful?
Christie :P

Who is the one you go to talk to the most?
EVERYONE!

Who is the one that always comes up with stupid ideas?
Kramsay

Whos in bed first?
uh. it varies

If someone woke everyone up with pots and pans who would it be?
Kramsay ... maybe nikki

Who is always dancing?
Kramikki

Someone has the same sweater as you, so you get mad at them and who is it?
Anisha.
dude.. just dont wear clothes

like
ew

You split ice all over the kitchen floor, who would be the one to slip on it first?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! meeee

then the alien

93: credits to a killer

CURRENTS
current mood; tired and jaded
current taste; the cinnamon toast i just ate :P
current clothes; uniform! :D
current desktop wallpaper; this spray painted thing (its my msn pic...)
current time; 7:18 Pee Em
current thoughts; YAY! my mom finaly replied and let me eat the apple pie :D

FIRSTS
first bestfriend; zomg... uhhh... i dont remember their name!!! :( but it was from UPIS in kinder, i had loads! (i mean.. do you really have one best friend when your a kid?) I remember catching grasshoppers and see sawing :> how i miss those days
first crush; omg i forgot his name! but he was also from the same place from above ^ (he was also one of my first best friends) we always lie down on the grass together just talking :)
first movie; wow theres such thing? i dont remember.. but i remember my maids made me watch a lot of drama shows when i was a kid
first time clubbed; like... non alcoholic ones? uhh.. i guess Ming's party.. since it was in a club..xD
first kiss; uh... as in ever? when i was born, my mom cradled me in her arms and kissed my forhead, i have a picture also of my sister feeding me from a bottle so cuuute! :> (i can blackmail her with that :D)

LASTS
last cigarrette; AAHAHAH!! as if... unless pretend ones count ;D haha then it would be today.. when i pretended my painbrush was one cause paint is toxic and so are cigarettes! (SO KIDS DONT SMOKE... you know what happens to smokers? THEY DIE)
last alcohol; ohohoh in a party in US i think New years? I had beer and wine! :D:D (like the "light" beer...i kept sipping from my dad. and i was blaming him that he was a bad dad cause i was pretending to be drunk and stuff :P and my mom let me sip her white wine -ive learnt that i hate red wine- and i also pretended to be drunk :P and i added sprite to the wine as well! :P)
last car ride; yesterday :) church. OH have i told you about the time my parents let me drive! (like out of the parking lot in church) :D:D:D:D:D i loooooove it :D im gonna like.. drive when i grow up... :D:D:D
last crush; i grew a crush on the character alex from he's just not that into you :P
last time clubbed; no clue.
last partner; Zahra', for malay Inang dance.:P
last phone call; uhhh Anisha i guess
last cd played; does kung fu panda count? :D
last song played; you make it real james morrison
last person kissed; my apple pie!
last place gone to; school?

HAVE YOU EVER
have you ever dated one of your best friends; i guess...?
have you ever been arrested; i feel like i have.. but i havent
have you ever kissed someone you don't know; i dont think so.. i dont even kiss my parents :| :D:D
have you ever taken drugs; medicine...?

PLACES
places you can always be seen at; School.. outside... borders, ECP, church, the cathay, uhh.. home?
places you would like to go; europe!! africa!!! the amazon forest!! the bemuda triangle!!!!!! MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
places you would like to visit; whats the difference between this and ^ that. id like to visit krishs house and kick his ass in rock band! (ill bring my geetah)

THINGS
things you like to eat;sushi! YEAH THATS RIGHT!! SU-SH-EEE!!
things you like to do; LOADS!!! im a doer.
i especially like to not be doing anything :>:> its a mood thing i guess... right now i feel like reading or finding some cool adventure or watch a nice movie

xxx
batman is nostalgic

92: QUIZZ! :D:D

1. Anisha
2. Nikki
3. Krish
4. Ramsay
5. Aqilah
6. Christie
7. Alethea
8. Ying Yan
9. Anjali
10. Clarissa
11. Pearl
12. Adelene
13. Bennett
14. Ryan Lim
15. Romit
16. Yung chi
17. GELIN!!!!!!
18. Nicole
19. Ian
20. Daniel
21. Jon


*How did you meet 7? ALETHEA
Through Ade! (right..?)

*What would you do if you had never met 15? ROMIT
Life would be easier (HAHA kidding..!!) I would probably got a break from being chairman last year

*What would you do if 20 and 1 dated? DANIEL AND ANISHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! the funniest part is that it might actually be possible!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Have you ever seen 17 cry? GELIN! my loove
nope. shes to brave to show her tears :') how admirable! geeeelin!!

*Would 4 and 16 make a good couple? RAMSAY & YUNG CHI
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! i love this quiz.

*Do you want to be 13's friend forever? BENNETT
Yeaahhp!! :D:D (I want to be Bennett's friend forever too)

*Do you think 11 is attractive? PEARL
nope xD hahaha! kidding.. shes ok. not my type really. but everyones beautiful!

*What’s 5’s favorite color? A KILLAH
i forgot. I think its black, orange, or yellow...

*When was the last time you talked to 9? ANJALI
When she returned from the circuis. :D:D
this morning, i asked her where the fish is in our 90000000000 paged research file

*What language does 8 speak?Ying Yan
she speaks ying yan ese duh..

*Who is 13 going out with? BENNETT
i have no idea :| but seven ate nine! :D:D:D

CHHEEEEEESY
beepbeepbeep
cheesy justine

*What grade is 16 in? YUNGCHI
same as me!
abcdefghijklmnop!!!!

*Would you ever date 17? GELIN!!
WHO WOULDNT!! GELIN! My looooooove!!

*Where does 18 live? NICOLE
near anisha.. well her granny

*What is the best thing about 4? RAMSAY
he's a bandit! dundundunnnnnn

i miss him :(

come back banana ninja!

or DIE AND GO TO HELL

*What would you like to tell 10 right now? CLARISSA
uh.... WOOHH!

*What is the best thing about 20? DANIEL
he lent me 50 cents! :D:D haha! (thanks to GEELINN my lurve)
it was so funny cause i ask money from her, but then she always finds a way to get someone else to lend me money instead

*Have you ever kissed 2? NIKKI
no. but shes kissed me! (wait... )

*What’s the best memory you have of 5? AQILAH
wheeenn.. uhhh.. she she she she uh... LOADS OF TIMES!! shes so funny lah
one is probably when she cried for me cause i was gonna drop out of senate! haha!

*When’s the next time you’re going to see 4? RAMSAY
n-n-n-.....NEVER!!!
noooooooo!! :(

*How is 7 different from 6? ALETHEA & CHRISTIE
UH.. they're hyperness level and their gutter headedness

*Is 3 pretty? KRISH
Yesss. he's very pretttty :> KOOKOO KOOKOO

*What was your first impression of 15? ROMIT
the popular phyco (there ARE such things as those seriously)

*How did you meet 3? KOOKOO KOOKOO
uhh.. hes in me class. he was my uh.. cmc dude.. (what did you do again?) OH FACILITIES!! yeahh... and we did the picture list together :> (thank us bitches) (kidding kidding)

*Is 15 your best friend? ROMIT
:) awhh... why....






no

*Do you hate 12? ADELENE
no puh

*Have you seen 18 in the last month? NICOLE
yea puh

*When was the last time you saw 16? YUNGCHI
on Friday.

*Have you been to 5’s house? AQILAH
yeah, she had rocks on the floor! :D:D:D:D:D:D and a bed full of pillows and a staircase!!!

*When’s the next time you’ll see 10? CLARISSA
in school tommorow... I HOPE (knock on wood)

*Are you close to 11? PEARL
Semi. She's like on a scale of 1-10 (8 is the bandits) shes a 5-6

*Have you been to the movies with 4? RAMSAY
omg no.. :|
asshole didnt want to watch a movie with us cause krish wont come
youll see we're gonna watch like... cloverfield II without youuuuu

*Have you gotten in trouble with 8? YY
hmm... i can imagine being in trouble with her.. like i ate her candy or something. :D:D:D


IT WASNT ME

*Would you give 19 a hug? IAN
:| nat might kill me :|

but we're not close so no...

*When have you lied to 3? KRISH
uhhh..uhh...uhhh

NEXT QUESTION

kookoo kookoo

*Is 11 good at socializing? PEARL
I think so?

*Do you know a secret about 8? YY
dont think so

*Describe the relationship between 12 and 18. ADELENE & NICOLE
classmates and friends?

*What’s the best thing about your friendship with 9? ANJALI
She's really uptight, so she does ALL the work in projects ;) HAHA KIDDING!!! she's good at helping and reliable and dependable and FUN TO TEASE :D:D:D ily.

*What’s the worst thing about 6? CHRISTIE
SHES TOO NICE!
nice people scare me sometimes

they make me think

but ily

*Have you ever had a crush on 12? ADDIE
*gasp* how did you find out?! :O

*How long have you known 2? NIKKI
since SOTA began padadada
i hated her

*Have you ever been in a fight with 13? BENNETT
i dont think hes capable of that... unless you call him freaking out about his wallet fighting..

yeah no


*Does 11 have a bf/gf? PEARL
peter panda!

*Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face? ANISHA
LIKE...YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!
If only i had skin made of marbel then will i finaly be able to

*Has 21 met your mother? JON
hahaha nope
(sota jon)

*How did you meet 11? PEARL
SOTA

*Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3? KRISH
not accidentally... and yes accidentally
so.. yes

why yes i have

*Do you live close to 7? ALETHEA
i used to :( but hell anywhere in singapore is close

*What's 8's favourite food? YY
i dont know.. she eats lots of things.. i think donuts :D

*What kind of car does 1 have? ANISHA
zomg.. ive never seen it :|:|

*Have you traveled anywhere with 9? ANJALI
Nope... as in overseas? nope. but ive been to..
the canteen with her :>

*If you gave 14 $100, what would they spend it on? RYAN
Chipmunk music xD HAHA! I guess.. :P

91: KOOKOO KOOKOO!

To see someone drowning in your dream, suggests that you are becoming too deeply involved in something that is beyond your control. Alternatively, it represents a sense of loss in your own identity. You are unable to differentiate who you are anymore.

To dream that you or someone else is being beheaded, signifies poor judgment or a bad decision that you have made and regretted.

To dream that you are missing something, denotes a sense of being out of control and being disorganized.

To see petroleum in your dream, symbolizes an aspect of your life that is volatile and explosive. Alternatively, petroleum represents your vitality, enthusiasm and energy.

To dream that you are at the gas station, indicates a need to reenergize and revitalize yourself. It may also suggest that to help and be an assistant to others.

To dream that you witness a murder, indicates deep-seated anger towards somebody. Consider how the victim represents aspects of yourself that you want to destroy or eliminate.

To see newspapers in your dream, signifies that new light and insight will be shed on a problem that has been on your mind. You are seeking knowledge and answers to a problem. Alternatively, reading the newspaper implies that you need to be more vocal and express yourself. You need to make the headlines.

:D
xxx
batman is scared

90: finally a new month.

i feel like i have something to say.

i feel like theres something i really need to get out..

but theres just

and there always is

nothing

like instructions im suppose to follow

and i cant remember it after the person gives it to me

like a dream that means the world to me

and then its forgotten in the morning

i really wish

i can tell you

BUT OH WELL HERE ARE SOME QUIZZIES!

You Are Made Of Boldness, Humor, and Rebellion

3 parts Boldness 2 parts Humor 1 part Rebellion And a Splash of Silliness Shake vigorously

What's the Recipe for Your Personality?

You Would Win Best Supporting Actor / Actress

You are a quirky, fascinating person. You understand the world well. There's no one quite like you. Your uniqueness leaves a strong impression on people. You are bold and willing to take risks. People may love or hate you, but at least they'll notice you. You are just different enough to make a great character actor. You can make a smaller part come alive.

What Would You Win an Oscar For?

Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 94%

Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off. You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by. And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!

How Does Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Rate?

Your Birthdate Predicts You're Fearless

Ever since you were born, you've always been able to assert yourself. You are confident in carving your own path. Soon enough, other people will be persuaded and follow along. You are driven and competitive to the point of being impulsive. You'll do just about anything to win. It drives you crazy when you have to stay still in life. You are too dynamic to stay stagnant.

What Does Your Birthday Predict About You?

Your Penis Name Is: Goliath

Keep it in your pants!

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